THE MUCH MALIGNED, PERPETUALLY DENEGRATED "SPORTSTER" . . . . OVER FIFTY YEARS OLD AND STILL GOING STRONG, BUT STILL, SO MANY BIG, BUTCH, DUMB, 'BADASS', NEANDERTHAL KNUCKLE SCRAPERS CONTINUE TO WRITE IT OFF WITH TERMS LIKE EFFETTE, GIRLY, LEARNER, BEGINNER, ENTRY LEVEL, SOFT, GAY, SMALL, SKIRTSTER AND SO MANY MORE, NOT TO MENTION THE MORONIC PREJUDGING OF THE RIDERS CHARACTER AND CAPABILITIES - DROLL POTTSY, VERY DROLL !!!
MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE SOME OF ITS DETRACTERS ARE JUST TOO GROTESQUELY FAT TO EVEN SIT THEIR PRIMITIVE GREAT ARSES ON ONE WITHOUT SQUASHING THE THING INTO THE BITUMEN, NOT TO MENTION BEING SO BRAINDEAD AS TO NOT COMPREHEND THE BASIC PHYSICS OF THE 'POWER TO WEIGHT RATIO' CONCEPT . . . GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF BRUTUS, GROW A BRAIN AND A PENIS AND GET A CLUE . . . WHY DO YOU THINK GUYS STARTED 'BOBBING' AND THEN ULTIMATELY 'CHOPPING' THE SHIT OUT OF BIG TWINS . . . . . D'OH !!!!!
IF CARS WERE JUDGED PURELY BY SIZE THEN NAMES LIKE MUSTANG, COBRA, JAG, PORSCHE, CORVETTE, CAMARO, XU1, A9X, COOPER S, FORMULA 1, FUNNY CARS AND THE LIST LIST GOES ON AND FUCKING ON . . . WOULD ALL BE DEEMED WORTHLESS AND INCONSEQUENTIAL . . . . WELL, THANKFULLY, THE GORILLAS OF THE WORLD AND THEIR PEA SIZED MINDS HAVE NEVER BEEN THE 'OPINION MAKERS' OR THE LEADERS OF ANY SIGNIFICANT MOVEMENTS, SO, FOR THE REST OF US, WHO ARE CAPABLE OF DIGGING THINGS ON THEIR OWN MERITS AND NOT JUDGING APPLES AGAINST WATERMELONS, WE WILL CONTINUE TO ENJOY THE STIMULUS AND REWARDS OF BEING ABLE TO APPRECIATE THE BROADER BEAUTY OF ANY BIKE THAT IS SIMPLY COOL . . . INCLUDING SPORTSTERS.
WELL, THAT'S MY LITTLE MELTDOWN FOR THE WEEK, OR CERTAINLY THE DAY, AND I WILL LEAVE YOU TO EXPLORE A REALLY DECENT ARTICLE POSTED BY "HOT BIKE" ON THE OCCASION OF THE SPORTY'S 50th ANNIVERSARY A FEW YEARS BACK, IT'S WELL WORTH A READ . . . . OF COURSE, IF YOU CAN READ THAT IS !!!
****** CLICK ONLY ON POST TITLE TO CONNECT, BIG THANKS TO "HOT BIKE" FOR THE POST MATERIAL . . .
MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE SOME OF ITS DETRACTERS ARE JUST TOO GROTESQUELY FAT TO EVEN SIT THEIR PRIMITIVE GREAT ARSES ON ONE WITHOUT SQUASHING THE THING INTO THE BITUMEN, NOT TO MENTION BEING SO BRAINDEAD AS TO NOT COMPREHEND THE BASIC PHYSICS OF THE 'POWER TO WEIGHT RATIO' CONCEPT . . . GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF BRUTUS, GROW A BRAIN AND A PENIS AND GET A CLUE . . . WHY DO YOU THINK GUYS STARTED 'BOBBING' AND THEN ULTIMATELY 'CHOPPING' THE SHIT OUT OF BIG TWINS . . . . . D'OH !!!!!
IF CARS WERE JUDGED PURELY BY SIZE THEN NAMES LIKE MUSTANG, COBRA, JAG, PORSCHE, CORVETTE, CAMARO, XU1, A9X, COOPER S, FORMULA 1, FUNNY CARS AND THE LIST LIST GOES ON AND FUCKING ON . . . WOULD ALL BE DEEMED WORTHLESS AND INCONSEQUENTIAL . . . . WELL, THANKFULLY, THE GORILLAS OF THE WORLD AND THEIR PEA SIZED MINDS HAVE NEVER BEEN THE 'OPINION MAKERS' OR THE LEADERS OF ANY SIGNIFICANT MOVEMENTS, SO, FOR THE REST OF US, WHO ARE CAPABLE OF DIGGING THINGS ON THEIR OWN MERITS AND NOT JUDGING APPLES AGAINST WATERMELONS, WE WILL CONTINUE TO ENJOY THE STIMULUS AND REWARDS OF BEING ABLE TO APPRECIATE THE BROADER BEAUTY OF ANY BIKE THAT IS SIMPLY COOL . . . INCLUDING SPORTSTERS.
WELL, THAT'S MY LITTLE MELTDOWN FOR THE WEEK, OR CERTAINLY THE DAY, AND I WILL LEAVE YOU TO EXPLORE A REALLY DECENT ARTICLE POSTED BY "HOT BIKE" ON THE OCCASION OF THE SPORTY'S 50th ANNIVERSARY A FEW YEARS BACK, IT'S WELL WORTH A READ . . . . OF COURSE, IF YOU CAN READ THAT IS !!!
****** CLICK ONLY ON POST TITLE TO CONNECT, BIG THANKS TO "HOT BIKE" FOR THE POST MATERIAL . . .
Preach on brother, preach on!
ReplyDeleteHe haw ha ha . . . you crack me up man, too good !! Yeah, encountered one of em this morning and he got all delicate and offended when I called him on his shit, can't be said enough, used to get the same thing about my Bonnie's. Cheers for the support brother, keep it rollin !!!
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