I KNOW IT'S NOW AN OLD, STUPID, NON MOTORCYCLING BIT OF FLUFF . . . . . BUT JUST IN CASE ANYBODY HAD FORGOTTEN HOW MUCH OF A JOKE THE YOUNGER TEUTEL'S "BLOW OFF" BIKE WAS, JUST THOUGHT I'D REMIND YOU ALL ONE MORE TIME . . . . ARGUABLY THE GREATEST CRIME AGAINST TWO WHEEL AESTHETICS EVER COMMITTED . . . . DUMBER AND UGLIER THAN A HAT FULL OF FRIED SCROTUMS . . . . !!!! NEVER, EVER, FORGET !!!!!

DISCOVERY WAS RE-RUNNING THE FINAL OF THE "AMERICAN FLOPPER" THREE WAY BUILD OFF TONIGHT . . . EVEN IN THE TEN MINUTES BEFORE I FLICKED CHANNELS, IT REKINDLED SO MANY BAD MEMORIES I FELT OBLIGATED TO PUT UP A LITTLE PERSONAL PROTEST, NOT SORRY IF WHAT FOLLOWS OFFENDS ANYONE.

I'M HONESTLY NOT IN THE HABIT OF BAGGING OTHERS RIDES, MY TASTE AND LOVE FOR BIKES IS PRETTY FUCKIN BROAD AND EACH TO HIS OWN, BUT WHEN YOU PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN AND TAKE YOURSELF AS SERIOUSLY AND AS HUMOURLESSLY AS PAUL JR. DOES . . . . AND WHEN NOT ONE "BIKE" YOU'VE EVER PRODUCED BARES EVEN A POOFTEENTH OF A RESEMBLANCE TO ANYTHING THAT COULD BE UTILISED AND ENJOYED FOR WHAT IT'S INTENDED PURPOSE SHOULD BE . . . . FUCK IT . . . . YOU DESERVE WHAT YOU GET . . . . . . !!!!!

"THEME BIKE" . . . . . HERE'S A NEW THEME MATE, TRY BUILDING A BIKE STYLED AFTER A MOTORCYCLE . . . . JUST FOR SOMETHING TOTALLY OUTSIDE YOUR COMFORT AND CAPABILITY ZONE . . . . OR IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK . . . . ?????

PERPETRATING THIS TYPE OF HIDEOSITY SHOULD BE OUTLAWED UNDER THE GENEVA CONVENTION . . . . POST HASTE !!!!

I'D LIKE THANK "PAUL JR. DESIGNS" FOR THE PHOTOS I'VE INCLUDED IN THIS POST, TO INDUCE NAUSEA AND VIVID NIGHTMARES, CLICK ON LINK BELOW OR POST TITLE . . . . . SUNNIES ON BEFORE YOU DO GUYS AND GIRLS . . . . OUCHHHH !!!!
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