FOSTER THE PEOPLE "CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT" . . . . MY DARLING DAUGHTER DIGS THIS TUNE AND SO DOES HER DOPEY OLD DAD . . . . PERFECT POP PLAYED PERFECTLY . . . . ARE YOU GAY ?? NO . . . . BUT NOT THAT IT SHOULD MATTER A FUCK IF I AM . . . . IN MY WORLD OF COOL BIKES, TOUGH CARS, DORKS, GEEKS, HARD MEN, PRETTY GIRLS, DIRTY ROCK & ROLL, SKATEBOARDS, FUNK, SOUL AND TAMIYA MILITARY MODELS . . . . EVERYBODY GETS A LOOK IN !!!!

CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT PEOPLE, I CALL IT 'LIFE'S RICH MOTHERFUCKIN PAGEANT' CAUSE THAT'S JUST WHAT IT IS . . . . SO MUCH BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL, GLORIOUS SHIT OUT THERE TO TAKE IN ON A DAILY BASIS . . . . HANG ON A COTTON PICKIN MINUTE BUDDY, YOU CAN'T SERIOUSLY SAY THAT SHIT AND BE INTO CHOPS AND RODS AND BOOZE AND ROCK AND ROLL . . . . YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT A FAG ???  SAY WHAT MOTHERFUCKER . . . . ???? HAS HAPPINESS BECOME UNCOOL ????



From the upside down piano line to the instantly memorable melody/hook/chorus line this modern day life saga totally rules, I mean completely, killer herpes like infectious grooves, uplifting, happy and delightful all at once, this song drew me closer to my daughter than any other tune has managed to achieve . . . . 'pop' shouldn't be a dirty word, 'popular' ain't a bad thing, it's just when it gets dumbed down to dull as piss level that the sellout syndrome starts to bite you on the arse, if something sounds or looks good, it just might be that it is . . . . will admitting in public, that some tune sung by a bunch of girly-boys gives you the twist, make you less of a man at Chopper Club meetings . . . . I suppose it might, you can't possibly expect to like something outside your little box and not get shitcanned, I mean, fuck, that makes so much cocksmoking sense . . . . the professionally butch shall inherit sweet fuck all.