"LINKERT ATTACKS - UK 2011" [BY 'SCURVYDIRTYDOG' ON POOTUBE] . . . . THE RUFFIANS RIDE OUT FROM LAST YEARS LINKERTPALOOZA FEST IN THE U.K . . . . THIS WEEKEND'S GIG IS IN JARS IN LE FRANCAIS . . . . AND THERE'S A HELLISHLY HUGE HARLEY HAREM HURTLING HEADLONG TOWARD THE SITE . . . . BEWARE - ANGRY LINKERTS !!!!

Meanwhile, on the other side of the Atlantic, a bunch of lunatic lovers of Linkert equipped American motorcycles are braving the downpours of the European summer to assemble en masse, tell lies, drink beer, fart, fall over, laugh, tell more lies and drink more beer at what is bound to be a mighty and dangerous occasion . . . . much time is spent avoiding the demonic like flocks of killer carbies as they hover, swoop upon, then attack, the defenceless hordes of enthusiastic rider/drinkers as they attempt to enjoy the gathering of the clans . . . . the savagery of the generally harmless and often uesless cast carbs has to be seen to be believed, many a man has been reduced to a quaking, sobbing shell at this event.

Seriously though, the Linkert layover is seemingly all about good times, camararderie, story telling and sharing the love for all that is the venerable Linkert/American V-Twin relationship, there isn't a huge number of chops as such but there is always a shitload of classic Hogglies that are always ridden great distances to and from the event and their besotted owner/rider/drinker's . . . . as we know, the weather forecast, as just posted on Dice's blog is for oodles of perfectly beautiful riding conditions, varying from rain to heavy rain, so for those relishing the delights of a warm, welcoming California sun at BF4 this weekend, spare a thought for the Euro/U.K crowd as they swim their trusty steeds through swollen rivers and flocks of psychotic, killer carbies . . . . go get em guys !!!!