REGURGITATOR - "ALL FAKE EVERYTHING" . . . . SO YOU THINK YOU'RE AN ORIGINAL, LEGIT, PART OF THE INNER SANCTUM OF COOL . . . . WELL, THAT'S A CROCK OF EPIC PROPORTIONS . . . . WHAT'S WORSE, THE 'HOG' YUPPY WANNABE OR THE DUDE WITH THE RIGHT INK, THE THREADS, THE BIKE . . . . EVEN THOUGH AT FORTY HE'S ONLY BEEN RIDING FOR THE LAST SIX YEARS . . . . ALL THE SAME BULLSHIT TO ME, 'BRO'.

FILE UNDER, "THE TWO SIDES OF THE SAME SHITTY COIN" . . . . OR "A WHOLE MESS OF INK AND FILTHY JEANS DON'T MAKE A BIKER EITHER" . . . . OR "ORIGINAL WAS SIXTY YEARS AGO, EVERYBODY'S TAINTED WITH IMITATION AND PLAGIARISM"

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU'VE BEEN RIDING A LIFETIME OR THE LAST WEEK . . . . I REALLY DON'T DESPISE YOU IF YOU'RE A WEEKEND WARRIOR LAWYER DUDE DONE UP IN ALL THE FACTORY ENDORSED SEW ON GARBAGE, IF YOU'RE A HALF DECENT HUMAN BEAN THEN ALL IS SWEET, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT . . . . BUT IF YOU'RE DEPICTING YOURSELF AS PART OF THE 'DIRTBAG ELITE' WEARING ALL THE 'CORRECT' HARDCORE LABELS, CHAMPION BEARD, ALL THE REQUISITE TUFF STICKERS AND THE CORRESPONDING 'ATTITUDE' BUT IN REALITY YOU'VE BEEN 'INTO' THE LIFE FOR, I DUNNO, THE LAST FOUR MINUTES . . . . YOU'RE EVERY BIT AS FAKE AND SHALLOW AS THE MUCH MALIGNED HOG MEMBERS, PROBABLY WORSE. 

THERE'S MORE THAN ONE KIND OF HIPSTER . . . . THE SCENESTER HAS MANY FACES AND MANY GUISES, BUT THE SMELL IS ALWAYS THE SAME . . . . BAD . . . . BE REAL, BE YOU, I'LL BE REAL AND BE ME . . . . 'ALL FAKE EVERYTHING' SUCKS ARSE !!! 

REGURGITATOR IS A GREAT BAND FROM BRISBANE IN AUSTRALIA'S SUNSHINE STATE, FIRST SAW THEM BACK IN THE EARLY NINETIES AS 'PANGEA' . . . . LOTS OF WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE SINCE THEN, STILL WRITING RELEVANT TUNES, STILL TAKING THE PISS WHERE IT'S NEEDED AND STILL KICKIN IT . . . . GO THE GURGE !!!