THE BIG LEWBOWSKI "GUTTERBALLS" [A JACKIE TREEHORN PRODUCTION] . . . . AN EPIC DUDE IN AN EPIC SCENE FROM AN EPIC FILM, NEVER, EVER, EVER FUCK WITH ANOTHER MAN'S RUG . . . . WHAT CONDITION IS YOUR CONDITION IN . . . . HOW'S YOUR MIND . . . . THE TUNE IS ONE OF TWO REASONS WHY KENNY ROGERED SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO LIVE . . . . THIS, AND 'RUBY, DON'T TAKE YOUR LOVE TO TOWN'.

'NIGHT EVERYBODY, THIS DUDE'S HITTIN THE HAY, GOT ME A DAY OFF TOMORROW, THE PURPLE PENIS AND THE HIGHWAY AWAIT . . . . FOUR POINTS LEFT ON THE LICENSE, GIDDY UP, YEE HAA !!!