Saturday 20 October 2012

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH !!!!! I'VE BEEN HACKED/SCAMMED/SPAMMED AND GENERALLY STIFFED BY SOME FUCKER . . . . IF ANYONE HAS BEEN RECEIVING DUMBARSED EMAILS FROM ME . . . . DO NOT OPEN THE LINKS, JUST DELETE THE THING . . . . I APOLOGISE PROFUSELY IF ANYONE ELSE CONTRACTS THE VIRUS SHIT . . . . OUT OF MY CONTROL SADLY, RUN A CLEANER THROUGH YOUR 'PUTER . . . . FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK !!!!!

IMAGE C/O A TEE SHIRT BLOG . . . . THANKS TEE DUDE . . . . TO THE HACKER/SCAMMER DICK . . . . GET A FUCKIN LIFE, ARSECLOWN JACKOFF !!!!

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  1. Whitey, I'm infected Mucker, opened a 'mail offa 'yo bad self and that was it, got to get to the dealership (t.m) for. my offishull tee- shirt, send me a bandanna, chap's and some bubble wrapped parts, hopefully I can make it out the other side without thinking for myself, don't even think about trying to talk to me fucker! Spam me, yeah spam me you dirty spammer! What I'd really like is to be able to just split these sad fucker's head open with a ball pein hammer, wanker's, hope you can track them down mate, big-up's, lovey.

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    1. Poor old Lovey, I've given you the pox, so sorry mate, it's been rectumfied now after changing all relevant passwords and starting life afresh . . . still got a long way to go when it comes to being a bit more hip to the ways of the darkside of the internet. I hope the young Derbyshire lass is on the road to recovery mate, remember the hat and the Alamo . . . I'm off to grab a claw hammer, the ball pein is way to nice for these fuckers, need to be able to cleave the skull apart to reveal the contaminated brain matter . . . aaaarrrggghhhhh!!!!

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