THE NEPTUNE POWER FEDERATION "BOIL THE OIL" [OFFICIAL VIDEO] . . . . THESE DUDES ARE FUCKING GRINDING IT REAL SCHOOL METAL STYLE . . . . ONLY HEARD OF THEM IN THE LAST MONTH OR SO AND KNOW BUGGER ALL ABOUT THEM . . . . WHAT I DO KNOW IS WE NEED MORE OF THIS AND A LOT LESS OF RAPID FIRE, DULL AS PISS, ARPEGGIATED GUITAR, GWAR DEVIL BOLLOCKS . . . . VOTE #1 THE NFP FOR ROCK !!!!

HEY MUM, LOOK AT ME, I'M IN A METAL BAND, LISTEN TO OUR BROWLING VOCALS AND MY YAWNFUL ARPEGGIOS . . . . BET YOU NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE . . . . GWAAAAAAARRRRR !!! FUCKING BORING !!!!

ANYWAY . . . . DIG THIS MOB, TAKIN IT BACK TO REALITY . . . . AND HERE'S A BLURB ON THEM THAT I'VE PILFERED FROM THEIR WEB CAPER-GIG-THING, GOTTA LOVE PISSTAKERS . . . . TURN IT UP TO 'DISTORT'

"The NPF harken back to a simpler time when bands like Motley Crue were considered Satanic and the PMRC were seriously worried about the effect Twisted Sister would have on a child's upbringing.

We perform fuzzed up NWOBHM tinged punk rock with a subtle stoner flavour and richly lathered in the occult. Riffs are typically judged successful if they roughly evoke the manner of a large inbred man-child chopping down a tree.

Our band features an international lineup of players over-experienced in the ways of rock who collectively have performed in bands like Your Mother, All You Can Eat, Frenzal Rhomb, Mortal Sin, Demolition High Style, Nancy Vandal as well as winning an international air guitar championship. You'll just know us by our way wicked band names"

The Black Plagums [vox]

Inverted CruciFox [gtr]
Search and DesTroy [gtr]
Jaytanic Ritual [bass]

Mr Styx [drums]

Hail Satan.