SHERIFF "SIMON YOUNG" ['SHERIFFTHEBAND'] . . . . LETS KEEP THE CARTOON ILLUSTRATION THEME THINGY ROLLIN ALONG HERE . . . . ANOTHER MOFO, KICK BOTTOM, LOCK UP YOUR LIQUOR CABINET, YOUNG AUSSIE OUTFIT TEARIN SHIT UP BIGTIME . . . . RAPIDLY GAINING NATIONAL RECOGNITION DUE TO THE LEGENDARY TRIPLE J 'UNEARTHED' PROGRAM . . . . TURN THE FUCKER UP AND LETS ROCK IT !!!!

BEEN A STRANGE DAY, NO SLEEP LAST NIGHT, ON THE BIKE FROM DAWN, ESCAPE THE V8 SUPERCAR, SUPERYOB CIRCUS, STEENKING FUCKING HOT, BACK HOME FOR A LATE LUNCH, CATCH SOME TWISTED ZEDS, DINNER, POST A COUPLE OF QUICKIES AND NOW . . . . NOW, LETS GET OUT AND HAVE A FINAL PRE BEDTIME THRASH ON THE GOOD SHIP 'PURPLE PENIS', NICE AND COOL, PERFECT BLASTIN CONDITIONS, TOMORROW I HAVE THE COMPANY OF MY DARLING DAUGHTER, THAT'LL FINISH ME OFF GOOD AND PROPER WITHOUT A DOUBT . . . . HASTA LA VISTA, BABY !!!!