"SLEEPERS . . . . THE ULTIMATE EXPRESSION OF LESS IS MORE" . . . . SITTING DOWN OVER LUNCH WITH MECUM AUTO AUCTIONS ON THE BOX . . . . UP ONTO THE PLATFORM COMES A VERY PLAIN, SUPER SEDATE, BOG STOCK LOOKIN CHARGER . . . . EXCEPT FOR THE FLUSH FIT GRILL, REAR SCREEN AND THE 'RIBBON' CIRCLING ITS ARSE END . . . . EVERYONE WANTED THE FLASHY VERSION WHEN THIS MODEL WAS BRAND NEW . . . . WALK SOFTLY, CARRY A BIG STICK

THIS SORT OF CAR HAS ALWAYS GIVEN ME THE HORN, UNDERSTATEMENT MADE REAL IN STEEL, NO "HEY, LOOK AT ME, I'M BIG AND BUTCH AND SUPER BAD", MORE LIKE, "HI, HOW YA DOIN, NICE DAY FOR IT", JUST ANOTHER MOPAR LAND BARGE, BIG, BULBOUS AND UNDERPOWERED, BLOW IT INTO THE CURB IN YOUR SS CAMARO OR BIG INCH 'STANG . . . . OR . . . . MAYBE NOT . . . . PLAIN JANE BECOMES PSYCHO GIRL ONCE THE LIGHTS CHANGE, 426ci OF HEMI ELEPHANT GRUNT UNDER THE BONNET, 4 SPEED MANUAL, TRACK PACK OPTION AND ALL THE OTHER KIT TO LEAVE ANYTHING OTHER THAN ANOTHER MOPAR MONSTER CRYING AT THE LINE . . . . LESSON #1, NEVER JUDGE BOOKS BY THEIR COVERS AND #2, LESS CAN BE SO MUCH MORE.