Wednesday 13 March 2013

"A BORING OLD FART WHO LIKES WHAT HE LIKES" . . . . A MATE OF MINE DREW MY ATTENTION TO THE FACT THAT ALL MY BIKES AND CARS HAVE ALWAYS LOOKED KINDA THE SAME, HE SAID IT IN A SEMI DEROGATORY, TAKING THE PISS KINDA WAY . . . . BUT HE'S RIGHT, THEY DO AND HAVE . . . . I THINK I DISCOVERED EARLY ON IN LIFE THAT I DIG A CERTAIN STYLE AND TYPE OF PROPULSION AND THAT'S JUST HOW IT IS . . . . I DON'T THINK I WOULD'VE MADE A HIPPIE.

SAME AS BEING COMFORTABLE WEARING THE SAME OLD BORING SHIT I'VE BEEN DOING SINCE MY MIDDLE TEENAGE YEARS, ALL INFLUENCED I GUESS BY WHAT I SEE AS CLASSIC, HONEST, OLD SCHOOL STUFF, FROM THE GLORY DAYS OF WWII AND THE POST WAR YEARS INTO THE BEGINNINGS OF THE ROCK AND ROLL ERA, SURE, I'VE DONE THE PUNK THING, FLIRTED WITH THE SKA CAPER, EVEN THE JOY DIVISION INSPIRED 'ALL BLACK AND GREY' SAD FUCKER THING . . . . HOWEVER, I'VE ALWAYS ENDED UP BACK AT THE SAME OLD SHIT, WELL GEOFF, FUCK IT MATE, I YAM WHAT I YAM WHAT I YAM . . . . MAYBE THAT'S WHY THE SOON TO COMMENCE CONSTRUCTION OF PROJECT SHOVELLER IS GOING TO BE SUCH A CHALLENGE FOR ME STYLISTICALLY SPEAKING, BREAKING OUT OF THE SAFETY ZONE OF WIDE, LOWSLUNG BARS, STANDARD RAKE, SWINGARM ARSE-END, 'PERIOD CORRECTNESS' . . . . BRING ON THE CHOPPY JIGGER I SAY . . . . BETTER LATE THAN NEVER I RECKON.
TWO OF MY BIKES, NEARLY TWENTY FIVE YEARS APART, DEFINITELY A SIMILARITY OF THEME GOING ON.

5 comments:

  1. Just who is this Geoffery fellow???

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    1. International Man of Mystery Mikeeyrat, Mr Roberts is a life long Harley botherer and currently runs the spares dept at a Bris Vegas Hoggly dealership . . . you just make sure that driveway is approachable by Friday young fellow.

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  2. get some knobblies or snow chains on the purple penis and ya should be right.SEE YOU THEN

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  3. Alway,s stay true to who you are an old "celtic" saying so to speak is when you can look at yourself as others see you from the outside then you have "made it" and believe me it,s very hard cos we all were masks for a long period of time.Greet,s and over and out.

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    1. Cheers Goose, appreciate it mate, think I threw the masks away a long time ago, way too fucking restrictive on the things you mentioned, adios mate, over.

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