Thursday 6 June 2013

"1951 PANHEAD" ['VZANNIS' ON POOTUBE] . . . . WAS HAVING A PERVE AT NOOT'S BLOG THIS MORNING AND SOME COMMENTS HE MADE STUCK IN MIND . . . . THAT CERTAIN THINGS IN LIFE REMAIN CONSTANTLY COOL YET OFTEN GET DISMISSED AND OVERLOOKED IN THE SEARCH FOR THE NEXT HIP THING . . . . HE WAS REFERRING TO 'CLASSIC ERA' DRESSERS, THAT'S RIGHT KIDS, 'DRESSERS', NOT FUCKING 'BAGGERS' . . . . YET AGAIN PROVING THAT LEGIT COOL IS TIMELESS

Point being, so much of what's put out these days is subject to the Style Police overview, the High Priest Hipster Decree [only they don't look at themselves as hipsters because their studied gimmick is so perfectly copied they figure nobody can see through the facade], relegated to the back of the subconscious garage lest you be deemed a loser and cast out from the inner sanctum of sickle solidarity . . . . dressers have become a part of that netherworld of recent years, I'm not talking about those gumbyfuck 30" wheel monstrosities, or the garish, dayglo clownmobiles with more bling hangin off em than a pimp in a pawn shop, they're the dresser equivalent of an OCC chopper, that shit ain't real, pose value only for those challenged by their dick size, or lack thereof.

However the no frills, honest, purpose specific jiggers from the late thirties through until even today are just as worthy of respect as the chillest chop, the bitchinest bobber or the snappiest sportsbike, particularly those from the Knuckle to the Shovel era and possibly the sweetest of the whole lot is the Hydra version as featured in this killer little video I've lifted from the PooTube . . . . as Noot so capably put it, the classic stripped dresser and full dresser is due for a comeback, "it's only natural" . . . . just a shame many of those killing emselves to pick one up and get on the latest twist are going to be the same shallow fashionista, tunnel visioned dipshits who have been 'bagging' them since they 'discovered' bikes/choppers five years ago.

2 comments:

  1. yo fucker, glad you're back, what? you expected a bunch of flower's or something.......?

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    1. No Lovey, not flowers, just a little bit of a rim-job and maybe a quick bit of slap and tickle . . . cheers brotherman, XX

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