ALL THOSE CLASSIC BIKE RIDER LINES ABOUT 'IT'S ALWAYS THE CAR DRIVER'S FAULT', 'THEY DON'T LOOK PROPERLY', 'THEY DIDN'T SEE ME COMING' . . . . IT'S CERTAINLY CORRECT ON SOME OCCASIONS, MANY OF THOSE, REMOTE IN THEIR AIR-CONDITIONED, HI-FI COCOONS DON'T KNOW DIDDLY . . . . THEN THERE ARE DICKHEADS WHO RIDE LIKE THIS AND FULLY DESERVE EVERY BIT OF PAIN AND HASSLE THAT COMES THEIR WAY . . . . TOO FUNNY, IDIOT !!!!!

NO APOLOGIES FROM ME . . . . RIDE LIKE A WANKER AND YOU GET WHAT'S COMING TO YA, BAD STUFF HAPPENS EASILY ENOUGH EVEN WHEN YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT . . . . I'VE GOT NO SYMPATHY FOR KOOKS LIKE THIS DIPSHIT, ZIP . . . . JUST ENORMOUS BELLY LAUGHS . . . . AND I HOPE IT HURTS LIKE HELL.

THAT'S NOT TO SAY I'M DOWN ON POPPIN WHEELIES, DOING BURNOUTS, RIDING NUDE OR ANYTHING ELSE YOU'D CARE TO MENTION . . . . JUST USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN AND SAVE YOURSELF THE PAIN.