Friday, 26 July 2013

"JACK NICKLAUS'S GRANDSON SURVIVES BEING A TOTAL FUCKING KOOK" . . . . STICK THIS ONE IN THE 'GUYS ON TWO WHEELS WITH HALF A BRAIN' OR 'GEE WHIZ, HOW COME THOSE CAGERS NEVER SEE US WHEN WE'RE TRAVELLING AT WARP FACTOR 9' SLOT . . . . GREAT FOOTAGE OF THE GRANDSON OF A GOLFING ICON GETTING CLEANED UP BY HIS FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD KOOK PATROL . . . . DON'T BELIEVE THE TRIPE, TAKE CHARGE OF YOUR DESTINY, LIVE LONGER.

LESSONS IN RIDING #1 . . . . RIDE AS FAST AS YOU LIKE, JUST REMEMBER THAT AT SPEEDS LIKE YOUNG NICKLAUS JR IS TRAVELLING HERE, IF YOU MISCALCULATE THEN CHANCES ARE IT'S GONNA BE THE ENDO YOU NEVER WANNA BE PART OF . . . . IN THE BATTLE OF CAR VS BIKE, EVEN IF YOUR IN THE RIGHT . . . . IT'S ALWAYS A LOSING GAME.
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6 comments:

  1. Hermit26 July 2013 at 22:37

    Hard to tell how fast he was going, but judging from the impact, pretty fast. I took a ride over the back of a car that "didn't see me" thirty years ago and still get the willys when a stopped car's wheels start rolling as I approach.
    Hope the kid's ok.

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    1. WhitelinePsycho26 July 2013 at 23:08

      I dunno man, looks to me like he was on the pin to a degree, check the first bit of the clip when the car starts pull out and there's no sign of the bike, then it's all over the screen,plus the disintegration factor indicates some higher end combined speed and the car is only crawling . . . I don't wish any pain on him, and, as you say, we've all been there one way or another, the thoughts of cars coming around blind corners on my side of the road still freaks me after my little 'incident' of twenty five years ago, as does the sudden u-turn in front of me, but you can lower the probability of that sorta scene in a suburban setting by not letting excess warp factor eliminate all options for last second alterations to plan . . . I'm no wowser Herm but jeez, that shit is just dumb, it's a fucking jungle in town every day.

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    2. WhitelinePsycho26 July 2013 at 23:31

      Yeah mate, I'm convinced, just been reviewing it again . . . look through the side windows of the bus right at the beginning, car's pulling out and no bike visible at all . . . then there it is, bang !!! Didn't even have time to change line, downshift or hit the anchors . . . Junior was fairly flyin down the fairway, no doubt.

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  2. Hermit27 July 2013 at 09:04

    Kid definitely sliced one into the rough. Yeah, he was coming around the curve way too fast. Double bogie for sure.

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  3. Hairy Larry28 July 2013 at 00:12

    That kid to the right probably can't wait to get home and tell his folks about it (right after he changes his shorts).

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