Saturday, 27 July 2013
"THE MOONROCKET" PEDAL POWER PROPULSION UNIT . . . . RAN INTO THE 'STARMAN' LAST NIGHT WHILE OUT ON THE PURPLE PENIS SHOOTING A CLIP WITH CLIFFORIS HOAD . . . . CERTIFIED CLASSICAL FREAK AND UBER COLLECTOR OF SIXTIES TOYS, SMALL DOGS AND YOUNG LADIES . . . . THIS MOON INSPIRED CONTRAPTION IS HIS LATEST CREATION TO HIT THE STREETS . . . . 66 KILLER CC's OF SCREAMING STAGE II ZOMBIE POWER . . . . CATCH ME NOW COPPER !!!
I've known Andrew 'Starman' Star for the best part of quarter of a century, dude's a freak, been doing his own little trip the entire time, runs a cool as fuck record store, maintains a museum like collection of 50's and 60's toys and assorted ephemera, drives a coolomatic XP wagoon and a Clevo powered rod and has a fetish for leopard skin print and nubiles draped in same . . . . this groovy Moon themed, Dragstar based, two wheeled, two stroked pedally is the latest in a pedigree line of road going daily transportation to and from his place of work, capable of a near light speed velocity of 55kph, the Starman and the MoonRocket have once again become the bane of the local law enforcement's existence, cops 0, Starman 10 . . . . go Andy, you beautiful freak !!!