Monday 30 September 2013

ANOTHER SHOCKING INSTALLMENT CONFRONTING THE GLOBAL HIPSTER EPIDEMIC . . . . HAVE YOU RECENTLY GROWN A BEARD, STARTED WEARING FLANNEL SHIRTS AND SOME RETRO DORK SPECS . . . . IF YOU HAVE, THEN YOU'RE LIKELY ALL OVER THIS CURRENTLY HOTLY 'TRENDING'* BEHAVIOR AS WELL . . . . DRINKING OUTTA THE OLD 'MASON JAR' AND THE LIKE . . . . GET A CLUE AND A GLASS, YOU DUMBARSE MOCK HILLBILLY WANKER . . . . DEATH TO HIPSTERS !!!

* THE WORD 'TRENDING' HAS BEEN USED IN A CYNICAL MANNER IN THE ABOVE POST TITLE . . . . YEP.

THIS IS SO PATHETIC IT'S ACTUALLY SCARY . . . . THINKING THIS KINDA CAPER IS EVEN REMOTELY COOL IS EVIDENCE OF HOW COMPLETELY FUCKING DELUDED YOU ARE . . . . DRINK UP, LOSER.
HEY, LOOK AT ME . . . . I'M SO JUST SO HARDCORE, I'M DRINKIN' OUTTA JARS . . . . HE HEY !!!

7 comments:

  1. thats funny... do you think its an age thing (from our point of view, haha)

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  2. For crying out loud hipsterdude, at least use an old mayonaise jar...not one of your moms good canning jars!

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  3. Gentlemen one and all . . . I believe we may have consensus !!

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  4. Gentlemen one and all . . . I believe we may have consensus !!

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